Expert World Traveler

Relishing Every Moment

Mickey vs. Morgan

A Head Crushing Defeat

Updating The Kill List

In The Latest Neo-Reflective Work Out Gear

Another Lonely Birthday

Another Hopeless Wish

Best Wedding Date Ever!

Thank You Match.com

Till Pastrami Do Us Part

Poor Pre-Wedding Diet Plan

Trying To Get It Right The Second Time

Re-Navigating The Birth Canal

Seeing Red

In The Murder Shop

Fist Full Of Cow

Face Full Of Joy

Overly Enthusiastic Glamour Shot

For Megan's Law Profile

Kettle Corn Foreplay

Just The Fumes Baby

Visiting Old Friends

And Enemies

Asian Face Eating Fetishist

Sporting a new trophy

You Ever Danced With The Devil In The Pale Moonlight?

Spiritual Contemplation

In An Overly Aggressive First Bite

A Deadly Game Of Cat And Sociopath

First Date

In Thailand

4 Chili Dogs, 2 Beers...

And A Lonely Man On The Sidewalk

You Want To Join Our Frat?

I Can't Wait To Initiate You Boy

Owning The Matrix

With Neo-Algebraic Quantum Black Comedy

Roller Coaster To Hell

Hard Chargin' In Tiajuana

The Horror...The Horror...The Horror

Numbing Thyself

Without Pleasure

I Drink Them Fast

Because It Makes Me Weird

Why Did I List My Ethnicity As Albino?

I Hope They Allow Daywalkers Into South America

You Said You Wanted To Talk To Me?

Give Me A Sec While I Get My Flamethrower

In The Blackness Again

Lift Up The Latch

And Down The Hatch

Get the %&* Away From Me

I'm a recovering Nosophobic

I'm Going To Bite You Now

On Top Of Your Face

Pizza, Chicken Bake, Hot Dog

Lets Eat

Horrible Drug Experience #14

Asexual Duplication And Inverse Hypothalamus Rhythms

I Like Marmalade

And So Should You

Now Where's The Cat Tranquilizer?

Hmmmmmmm

Celebrating With Your Imaginary Friends

And A Pitcher Of Margaritas

Throwing Up Makes You Feel Better

And Keeps You Looking Sexy

I Know Something You Don't Know

Channeling Bowie

The Ziggy Years

Wearing High Fashion

When Don Cash Comes To Town

Fuck The World

And The Other Planets

I Fear For Myself

When The Anger Swells Like The Rising Tides

Occupy Morgan

Sick Of Everyone That Is Human

Thinking About What Blood Tastes Like

Struggling With Motivation

Losing Short Term Memories

Killing Bugs Is Funny

Colonial Style Self Medication

Cat Scream Symphony

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